tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42156704967801566372012-02-16T11:55:41.122+01:00Frases que merecen (o no) pasar a la posteridad frente al mostrador.Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.comBlogger631100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-70403199473962425162011-03-18T19:28:00.001+01:002011-03-18T19:29:47.606+01:00<span style="font-style: italic;">- Oye, esto que ha pasado en Japón... ¿afectará a la salida de los mangas? Lo digo por si se mueren los autores o algo.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- ...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7040319947396242516?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-67407188025829920332011-03-07T12:28:00.000+01:002011-03-07T12:29:36.377+01:00<span style="font-style: italic;">- En estos tiempos de desgracias hay que soñar con superheroes.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6740718802582992033?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-79498553886820967272011-02-21T11:47:00.003+01:002011-02-21T11:58:08.828+01:00Tras casi 7 años desempeñando la profesión de librero me he percatado de una realidad irrefutable. Sólo existen dos tipos de clientes cuya respuesta a una misma pregunta difiere total y drasticamente. Las dos respuestas son las siguientes:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cliente tipo 1</span><br /><br />Empiezan lo sudores frios, temblor en la voz, mirada perdida o fija en suelo y un tibuteante:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Estoo... sí... no... espera... eehhh.... sí? Eeehhh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cliente tipo 2</span><br /><br />Un conciso:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Sí.</span><br /><br />o un categórico y firme:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- No.</span><br /><br />Esta pregunta tan compleja, agobiante, estresante y difícil es la siguiente:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- ¿Quiere una bolsa?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7949855388682096727?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-41340040752605555442011-02-07T17:07:00.001+01:002011-02-07T17:08:41.152+01:00<span style="font-style: italic;">- ¿Y tenis para envoltura de regalo?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4134004075260555544?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-9922130617213224522011-01-04T19:09:00.001+01:002011-01-04T19:10:20.562+01:00- ¿Al mediodía cerrais?<br />- No. Bueno, sí. De 13.30 a 17. Pero abrimos todos los días. Bueno no, de lunes a sábado.<br />- ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-992213061721322452?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-79236009786084411182010-12-10T17:47:00.002+01:002010-12-10T17:48:01.821+01:00-"¿Tenéis posters de J.J. Jameson?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7923600978608441118?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-51702822838888453802010-08-17T18:38:00.002+02:002010-08-17T18:40:50.526+02:00<span style="font-style: italic;">- Y sólo teneis estos muñecos de película??</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Los de Star Wars?? Sí.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Y de la Pasión???</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Cómo??</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- La Pasión. De Cristo.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- ... no.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Bueno, supongo que en tiendas de Nueva York sí que tienen.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- Sí, supongo. En Nueva York tiene muchas cosas.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- ...</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">- ...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5170282283888845380?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-73474378221228409432010-07-27T17:49:00.003+02:002010-07-27T17:52:40.009+02:00Escuchado a las puertas de la tienda:<br /><br />Mujer: ¡¡David, vivir contigo es morir!! Cuando vas a aprender a comportarte??!! Que ya tienes... 8 AÑOS!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7347437822122840943?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-10850612705770417212010-06-10T18:23:00.001+02:002010-06-10T18:24:27.251+02:00<span style="font-style: italic;">- ¿Teneis libros sobre reinos <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">subterráneos</span> y grutas?? Si puede ser que salgan negros.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-1085061270577041721?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-69937260661906347192010-04-16T17:59:00.001+02:002010-04-16T17:59:49.205+02:00-... un niño se puso a llorar porque sacó un "1" en un rol.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6993726066190634719?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-74278531920666058972009-11-14T17:37:00.003+01:002009-11-14T17:39:44.495+01:00- ¿Sabes si este libro grande de ilustraciones lo van a sacar en formato pequeño y sin ilustraciones?<br />- Mmm... no creo. Ya sabes, es que es de ilustraciones... y eso.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7427853192066605897?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-63161117574003634842009-06-11T16:15:00.001+02:002009-06-11T16:15:51.019+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Desconozco mi ignorancia.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6316111757400363484?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-83003029324023264832009-06-11T16:14:00.002+02:002009-06-11T16:16:37.019+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Tienes comics de "24 horas"?<br />- Bueno... si lees muy despacio...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8300302932402326483?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-31013490098886948322009-03-30T17:38:00.000+02:002009-03-30T17:39:00.127+02:00<em>- Vamos a arremangarnos las manos.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3101349009888694832?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-51403193389064140342009-03-13T13:08:00.000+01:002009-03-13T13:09:26.339+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Hay que andarse con ojos de plomo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5140319338906414034?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-52570738861653297752009-03-02T19:20:00.001+01:002009-03-02T19:26:37.552+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Mi vecino ve fantasmas con su ascensor.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5257073886165329775?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-55231386960939822482009-02-28T19:04:00.002+01:002009-02-28T19:06:03.844+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Si tuviese el éxito con las mujeres que tengo con los niños...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5523138696093982248?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-81767224708149563082009-01-30T18:42:00.003+01:002009-01-30T18:45:01.439+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdonad ¿has visto mis gafas?<br />- Las tienes encima de la mesa.<br />- No, las de sol no. Las de ver.<br />- ... Las llevas puestas...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8176722470814956308?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-33584530159034424642009-01-30T18:40:00.001+01:002009-01-30T18:41:31.054+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Se juntaron el culo y las ganas de comer.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3358453015903442464?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-33598839788373910372009-01-15T18:28:00.000+01:002009-01-15T18:29:32.437+01:00<em>-¿Tenéis dados de 100 caras cuadrados?<br />- ... (Tu sí que los tienes cuadrados.)</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3359883978837391037?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-53138945986452439332008-12-22T17:37:00.001+01:002008-12-22T17:38:27.052+01:00- Y esta nueva versión de "El resplandor"... ¿da más miedo?<br />- No.<br />- ¿Menos miedo?<br />- ... sí.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5313894598645243933?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-5204760547323420312008-12-17T18:47:00.001+01:002008-12-17T18:48:22.867+01:00<em>- ¿Y estos comics cuanto cuestan?<br />- 5 euros.<br />- ¿Y si me llevo mil?<br />- Cinco Mil.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-520476054732342031?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-2696092699382162032008-12-09T17:42:00.001+01:002008-12-09T17:43:41.825+01:00Entra una comercial en la tienda:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdona... ¿está el "jefecillo"?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-269609269938216203?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-81933762862492396732008-10-11T19:35:00.000+02:002008-10-11T19:36:42.518+02:00- "Sin "setas" no hay paraiso".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8193376286249239673?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-65792466497074714492008-09-19T13:24:00.003+02:002008-09-19T13:28:01.228+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Tenéis dados de 3 caras?<br />- Eso es fisicamente imposible.<br />- Pero en el "Manual del Jugador" de D&D...<br />- No.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6579246649707471449?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-79887321781801209242008-09-11T12:05:00.001+02:002008-09-11T12:06:24.304+02:00Hablando sobre la paternidad y sus recompensas:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">- Si me apetece ver algo crecer ya me compraré una planta.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7988732178180120924?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-34929186054485309642008-07-04T10:56:00.002+02:002008-07-04T10:56:56.076+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdone... antes de la guerra civil se publicaban unos tebeos que...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3492918605448530964?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-68455544527567758822008-06-30T19:16:00.002+02:002008-06-30T19:17:55.324+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Tenéis la nueva edición de "Kenshin"?<br />- Se nos ha acabado, pero la volveremos a tener esta semana.<br />- Pero... ¿volverá a salir?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6845554452756775882?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-21014775199169910282008-06-30T11:40:00.001+02:002008-06-30T11:40:40.692+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Los niños son como los perros, hay que sacarlos a pasear.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-2101477519916991028?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-70441441151838012392008-06-30T11:38:00.002+02:002008-06-30T11:39:48.409+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Hablando del rey de Roma, por la <span style="font-style:italic;">cabeza</span> asoma.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7044144115183801239?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-7751497469002950202008-04-16T12:21:00.003+02:002008-04-16T12:24:40.322+02:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Cuanto cuesta una caja entera de Magic?<br />- Lo que vale.<br />- Es que pensaba que...<br />- Pues no.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-775149746900295020?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-68122889712859967012008-03-20T19:29:00.001+01:002008-03-20T19:30:24.708+01:00- ¡La semana Santa es Dios! ¡Es Cristo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6812288971285996701?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-82555629373769296862008-03-06T17:25:00.001+01:002008-03-06T17:27:23.266+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿tenéis el cómic este de <span style="font-style:italic;">"30 días y 30 noches"</span>?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8255562937376929686?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-10167569142574398482008-03-04T17:48:00.004+01:002008-03-06T17:37:23.253+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Os han llegado ya las novedades de Planeta de Agostini? Spider-man, Nuevos Vengadores...<br /><br />- No. de "Planeta" no.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-1016756914257439848?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-24608982627481363912008-03-04T17:01:00.001+01:002008-03-04T17:04:52.589+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Y... ¿tenéis, así, libritos pequeños, para... regalar a una amistad...?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-2460898262748136391?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-47722330571356041132008-01-24T18:57:00.000+01:002008-01-24T18:58:30.526+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Es de un tío que va en un barco y "naufragia". (¡ouch!)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4772233057135604113?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-12274880442816296692008-01-23T18:25:00.000+01:002008-01-23T18:27:36.485+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdona, ¿esta serie... está llena?<br />- ...<br />- ... ¿Entera?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-1227488044281629669?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-33729543462025598612008-01-18T18:32:00.000+01:002008-01-18T18:34:10.934+01:00- Estooo... ya veo que teneis ordenador, pero no os interesa otro... ¡con monitor y todo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3372954346202559861?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-78654939961902260072008-01-14T19:43:00.000+01:002008-01-14T19:45:54.236+01:00Entran dos chicas de etnia gitana:<br /><br /><em>- ¿Aquí vendei eshtampitá?</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7865493996190226007?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-3615095371535432742008-01-07T10:59:00.000+01:002008-01-07T11:01:00.824+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Es como en la película de La Cúpula del Trueno: "un hombre entra, sale otro". </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-361509537153543274?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-80160695355864232642008-01-05T20:10:00.000+01:002008-01-05T20:15:06.854+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Día 18. Plaza Mayor. Chenoa. Hay que ir.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8016069535586423264?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-2840290771144089472008-01-02T18:32:00.001+01:002008-01-02T18:35:08.957+01:00Escuchado a un grupo de chavales que comentaban la película "Soy Leyenda":<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"- La peli está bien pero es mejor </span>la historia real<span style="font-style:italic;">."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-284029077114408947?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-52463116916236319252007-12-29T18:32:00.000+01:002007-12-29T18:33:51.811+01:00Tras una crítica negativa posteada en internet:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">- Coincido contigo Poveda, aunque la verdad es que no me lo he leído...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5246311691623631925?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-3088643492774225742007-12-24T17:11:00.001+01:002007-12-24T17:11:45.684+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Espero que sea el disco de "Black Sad".</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-308864349277422574?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-23750766294029158362007-12-24T10:16:00.000+01:002007-12-24T10:17:23.980+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Pasaste por ayer aquí?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-2375076629402915836?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-35575843534142554462007-12-22T19:48:00.000+01:002007-12-22T19:51:01.774+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Cliente: ¿Tenéis "SlutGirls"?<br />Dependiente 1: ¿?<br />Dependiente 2: ¡ES PORNO HENTAI!<br />Cliente: ...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3557584353414255446?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-44344482835069467782007-12-22T19:29:00.000+01:002007-12-22T19:30:18.253+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Va de paranoias o de locuras?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4434448283506946778?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-78288370206118869272007-12-22T12:55:00.000+01:002007-12-22T12:56:54.839+01:00<em>- Cría cuervos y te sacarán los festines.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7828837020611886927?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-83204232974820173792007-12-21T15:00:00.000+01:002007-12-21T15:02:06.674+01:00<em>- He bajado "Harry Potter y el Motorista Fantasma".</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8320423297482017379?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-55925950891947275872007-12-20T19:57:00.001+01:002007-12-20T19:58:08.351+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Y tienes libros de la "Dragondance"?<br />- Dragonlance.<br />- Perdón, es que no hablo inglés.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5592595089194727587?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-41645656031127315902007-12-20T19:08:00.000+01:002007-12-20T19:09:17.125+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Tieneh para plei esteishion?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4164565603112731590?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-52741188978426271922007-12-20T18:43:00.000+01:002007-12-20T18:45:10.246+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¡Ay pelines!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5274118897842627192?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-61002472241260631512007-12-19T15:30:00.003+01:002007-12-19T15:30:46.605+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Es como mezclar meninas con peras.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6100247224126063151?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-41905170305464180642007-12-19T15:30:00.001+01:002007-12-19T15:30:26.879+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">20:00h de un día entre semana. La tienda cierra sus puertas.<br />20:05h llaman a la puerta. Abro.<br /><br />- Perdona, ¿te puedo hacer una pregunta?<br />- Sí.<br />- ¿Está abierto?<br />- ...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4190517030546418064?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-40235680056683016922007-12-19T15:29:00.003+01:002007-12-19T15:29:59.860+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Tenéis algo de SM?<br />- ... (¿Del Barco de Vapor?)<br />- De Sadomasoquismo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-4023568005668301692?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-87508997051487405432007-12-19T15:29:00.001+01:002007-12-19T15:29:29.343+01:00- ¿Tenéis cómics de "Apolo XIII"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8750899705148740543?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-32975734201053302882007-12-19T15:28:00.002+01:002007-12-19T15:29:09.406+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- ¿Tenéis plásticos azules?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-3297573420105330288?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-83843756929866411592007-12-19T15:28:00.001+01:002007-12-19T15:28:46.235+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- El año pasado TE compré la colección entera del "Gato Montés".<br />- Lo siento pero sólo hace DOS MESES que trabajo aquí... y ese cómic no me suena.<br />- Pues TE lo compré aquí.<br />- ... ¿No querrá decir "Corto Maltés"?<br />- ... Sí.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-8384375692986641159?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-60911331759673121902007-12-19T15:27:00.002+01:002007-12-19T15:28:23.473+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Estoy buscando unos cómics de Shanna y Ulises.<br />- ¿Shanna? ¿de Frank Cho?<br />- No, creo que no.<br />- No querrá usted decir Xena y Hercules ¿verdad?<br />- ¡Eso eso!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-6091133175967312190?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-50189233680443079132007-12-19T15:27:00.001+01:002007-12-19T15:27:53.457+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Si te compro TODA la colección de "Largo Winch"... ¿me haces descuento?<br />- No.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-5018923368044307913?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-24359158428894321902007-12-19T15:26:00.002+01:002007-12-19T15:27:01.907+01:00- ¿Y no tenéis el primer tomo?<br />- Ahora no nos queda. Llegará la semana que viene.<br />- ¡Joder! ¡Qué putada!<br />- No. Una putada es romperte una pierna.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-2435915842889432190?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-75304581852294974692007-12-19T15:26:00.001+01:002007-12-19T15:26:38.303+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdona, pero... esto de lo que están hablando... es un como un poco paranoias ¿no?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-7530458185229497469?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4215670496780156637.post-92002171226769903972007-12-19T15:24:00.000+01:002007-12-19T15:25:31.899+01:00<span style="font-style:italic;">- Perdona, ¿aquí vendéis trajes de lucha?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4215670496780156637-9200217122676990397?l=fracesitas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Manuel Torreiro Vaamondehttps://profiles.google.com/100417492440249997059noreply@blogger.com0